Now Screening
Anakin's case, opened.
Every pet has a record. Someone should be keeping it.
The shoe theft. The zoomies at 9pm. The staring contest with an empty food bowl. It all happens, nobody writes it down, and by next week it's just "classic Anakin" instead of Incident #0018.
The Pawmanent Record turns it into an actual case file: charges, evidence, priors, and a rap sheet that updates itself every time something happens.
CASE FILE · 01
File the incident before the trail goes cold.
Charges include Counter Surfing, Unauthorized Barking, and Gravity Experiment.
Every incident gets a classification, Crime, Good Conduct, or Suspicious Activity, and a specific charge. Some are the obvious ones. Some exist because a real dog knocked a real glass off a real counter, just to see what would happen.
EXHIBIT A · 02
Attach the evidence. Let the photo speak.
A polaroid-style exhibit for every incident, with room for the officer's notes.
Snap a photo the moment it happens and it's filed as Exhibit A: evidence photo, timestamp, and a note describing exactly what was observed. "No remorse observed" is a real, selectable outcome.
THE RECORD · 03
A rap sheet that keeps receipts.
Aliases, priors, and a status that updates itself.
Every subject gets known aliases, a case-opened date, and a running count of priors. Good conduct is tracked right alongside the crime, so the record isn't just a highlight reel of bad behavior.
BEHAVIORAL ANALYSIS · 04
Know your menace.
This week's pattern, lifetime totals, and a threat assessment.
See the most common offense, the current clean streak versus the longest one on record, and a plain-language threat assessment. Sometimes you really do need to keep the valuables secured.
Paw & Order Department
Your Year in Crime, wrapped.
Once a year, the department issues a Final Disposition: a shareable recap of every charge, every good day, and the verdict on whether your pet is rehabilitated or still a Known Menace.
It's built to send to the group chat, not to file away. A Case Files Pro report that turns a year of chaos into something worth sharing.
Free to open a case. Case Files Pro unlocks the paperwork.
Log everything for free. Pro reports are a one-time purchase, not a subscription.
The Pawmanent Record Free
$0 forever
- Unlimited pets and incidents
- Weekly Report
- Basic Rap Sheet
- Behavioral snapshot for every pet
Case Files Pro
One-time unlock
- Monthly Crime Report
- Good Conduct Report
- Full Rap Sheet, every incident, unabridged
- Year in Crime, the shareable annual wrap-up
- Advanced Analysis in behavioral stats
- Everything in Free. One-time purchase, yours forever
Frequently asked questions
Is this a real behavioral record of my pet?
No. The Pawmanent Record is a playful way to log your pet's daily chaos, not a veterinary or legal record. Think of it as a running joke you and your household get to build together, one incident at a time.
What can I do for free?
Log unlimited pets and incidents, and pull up the Weekly Report and Basic Rap Sheet any time. There's no limit on the day-to-day case file.
What does Case Files Pro add?
Pro unlocks the shareable reports: Monthly Crime Report, Good Conduct Report, Full Rap Sheet, and the annual Year in Crime wrap-up, plus Advanced Analysis in the behavioral stats.
Is Case Files Pro a subscription?
No, it's a one-time unlock. Pay once, keep the paperwork forever.
What platforms is it on?
The Pawmanent Record is live now on both the App Store and Google Play.
Open a case file.
The Pawmanent Record is live now on iOS and Android. Every pet has a record. Yours is one download away.